Hello from my futon.

16 Apr

Me thinks I have a computer virus or some such as everything is freezing up and moving slowly.  Hmmm.

In other news, I need some more compressed air as my keys are crunchy, due to food particles underneath them.  Gross!

Oooh, there was a sunny day in Vancouver yesterday – April 14, 2012.  Sunny and warm, I say.  So, the Glenda and I headed over to Queen Elizabeth Park.  It was two buses and we met at the second one.  She was already on it.  I found this exciting for some reason.  I also enjoyed using my bus pass as I haven’t been using it as much now that I’m NOT WORKING.  Hey, settle down, Karen, settle down.

The park was abuzz with people and flowers (cherry blossoms et al).  We walked and took photos.  Then we took the buses back to Glenda’s house (well, no, we didn’t actually take the buses right to Glenda’s house that would be weird) and suddenly I was eating carrot cake.

“Just a small piece,” I said.  She plopped a large piece in front of me which I ate.  Well, yeah.

On Friday evening (an action packed weekend!) I had gone to Tracy’s and we watched ‘I love you, Phillip Morris” on NetFlix.  I enjoyed the film and found it absorbing in that for two hours or so I did not obsess about NOT HAVING A JOB.  Sorry, settling down.

Crunch, crunch go my computer keys.

I’ve really been appreciating commenters on the blog – particularly Thomas and Carrie who are very kindly sharing their job search struggles. At the same time, I’m needing to keep my chin from being completely on the floor.  I don’t want my nihilism to breed the nihilism of others, if that makes any sense.  Or vice versa. 

La la.

Today when I was walking home from my wee United Church, I fell-o-rama. I think my weak ankle may have twisted (this has happened before but not so violently).  It was totally like it was happening in slow motion – first bang on my knee, then somehow on my back and my neck is jerking back and the back of my head smashes on the sidewalk.  Wowza, I was stunned for quite a few minutes after and just kinda sat there.  It was so bizarre how the actual fall seemed to go on and on and again, in slow motion.  Still kinda shaking from it.  No one stopped to ask if I were okay, so perhaps it felt worse than it looked.  Ugh.  Usually this doesn’t happen unless I’ve been jogging or some such and weakening the ankles.  It is always so shocking.  Bonk and bonk.  Glenda suggests I wear my bike helmet all of the time.  Good idea.

If you can, watch Nurse Jackie either on TV or online.  Wowza this season 4 is great.  Edie Falco plays Jackie, a nurse and a drug addict who has totally messed up her life.  This season she is finally in rehab (until she leaves early) and she is finally letting herself be vulnerable and such.  Sounds trite but she is an amazing actor so it is not.  The rehab therapist is played by Laura Silverman, the sister of Sarah.  She’s great in the role and that surprises me for some reason.

I’m still reading like a crazed person – have whittled down the 13 library books to 9 now I think.  Enjoyable.  Some fiction, some non.  I’ve got one I”m going to start tonight – Prophet’s Prey (punny) – about Warren Jeffs and the fundy Latter Day Saints.  That is more fluff than anything really but oh so interesting because we know of my love of the outcast fundy Mormons.

I also have ‘Best American Science Reading’ and ‘Best Canadian Essays’ and such like that. Oooh and the Penguin Book of Canadian Short Stories from 2007.  That should be great – I love short stories and the authors in it are superb writers and it will introduce me to some that I haven’t read.  I also have ‘Incontinent on the Continent’ by Jane Christmas (yes, that is her name).  I’ve read it before and enjoyed it.  Christmas takes her elderly mother on a month long trip through Italy.  She’s a good writer so it”s funny, poignant and Italy-ish.   I also have ‘Zoetrope, which is a collection of stories from Zoetrope, a fiction magazine founded by film director Francis Ford Coppola.  I’ve wanted to buy the magazine but wowza it is pricey.  The book is from 2003.  I found most of the above that day at the downtown library after the depressing ‘dude’ interview described in my last blog entry.  Do I read too much?  Not sure that is possible but maybe.  It could be seen as a way of escaping from the world but not really in my case.  I thought for awhile I might be a book hoarder but no, I read em and return to the library or try to sell them.  I think I mentioned before that last summer I put out a blanket in front of Grandview Park and sold some of my books – made upt $50 I think. Sold em for $1 each (later upped to $2).  I didn’t do it for the money really, I just loved chatting to the people (even those who offered me a great deal on a few different street drugs.  They read too!).  I’ll do that again once the weather warms up.  A bit trickier without a car but I’ll figure it out.  Please get me a job working at the London Guardian in their books section.  The Vancouver Sun has a tiny tiny books section. Tiny. Wee, tiny.  I also seem to be one of the few who enjoys reading, “Quill and Quire.”  But again, too expensive to buy regularly and lots of libraries don’t carry it.

Oh!!!!!!  OH!!!!!!!!!!  OH!!!!!!!  My sister Sherri (comma left out on purpose) got me a People magazine subscription for my birthday and the first issue came on Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I worship People magazine as I’ve mentioned before.  It is like Soap Opera Digest but even better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thank you, sister Sherri who lives in Ottawa with husband and daughter and is a social worker and unlike me, has always been employed. 

A new week is starting.  Here’s hoping my phone rings during the week during the day!!!!!!!!!!  I generally hate the exclamation point.

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3 Responses to “Hello from my futon.”

  1. Beth April 16, 2012 at 3:30 am #

    Sorry you fell on the way home from church: that just doesn’t seem right. And then you tag “falling:” interesting. The phone shall ring tomorrow: I’ll ring you, not with a job but I will ring you,

  2. Mike April 16, 2012 at 7:38 pm #

    Your blog reminds me of this Onion article!
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/unemployed-man-getting-really-good-at-unemployment,1557/

    Because, you know, it’s well written, funny and insightful! And it pokes fun at itself!

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